Description
Haul Your Weirdness in Style: Notoriously Morbid Weird Vibes Tote Bag (All-Over-Print)
Ditch the boring bags and embrace your wonderfully weird self with the Notoriously Morbid Weird Vibes Tote Bag (All-Over-Print)! This isn't your average grocery carrier; it's a portable portal to a realm where functionality meets the peculiar, transforming your everyday errands into strangely stylish adventures.
Weirdly Spacious, Endlessly Useful:
- Choose Your Weird-tastic Size: Available in three sizes (mention sizes here), this tote adapts to your every whim. Use the small size for essentials, the medium for groceries, or the large for a weekend getaway – no matter your weird haulage needs, there's a size that's just right.
- Built to Last, Weirdness Guaranteed: Crafted from 100% durable polyester, this tote can handle whatever your day throws its way. From carrying library books to toting beach gear, it'll keep your treasures safe and sound, season after season.
- Sturdy Construction, Secure Closure: The boxed corners and black inner stitching add a touch of sophistication, while the black cotton handles ensure comfortable carrying. Plus, the non-woven laminate lining makes cleaning spills a breeze.
More Than Just a Tote, It's a Statement:
The unique Weird Vibes design, printed vibrantly across the entire bag, makes this more than just a practical accessory; it's a conversation starter. Let the world know you embrace the unusual, the unconventional, and the undeniably strange, even when you're out and about. It's a way to connect with fellow weirdos, spark conversations, and show the world that being weird can be stylishly functional.
| Small | Medium | Large | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 12.00 | 15.00 | 17.00 |
| Width, in | 3.46 | 3.46 | 3.46 |
| Handle height, in | 14.00 | 14.00 | 14.00 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
