Love Fool Tote Bag (AOP)

Love Fool Totes: Carry Your Darkness in Style

Notoriously Morbid isn't just about dark makeup and witty one-liners, it's a lifestyle. And what better way to embrace your inner goth goddess than with a Love Fool Tote that screams, "I carry my baggage (and coffee) with flair"?

These ain't your grandma's floral print totes, darling. Made from reliable, season-defying materials, these babies will haul your groceries, textbooks, or even a small existential crisis with ease. Choose from three sizes - perfect for a quick errand run or a weekend getaway fueled by caffeine and sarcasm.

Here's the dirt:

• 100% polyester: Strong enough to hold your demons and your shopping spree loot.
• Boxed corners: Not flimsy triangles here, these totes stand tall like your middle finger at daylight savings.
• Black inner stitching, transparent hems: A subtle touch of mystery, like the secrets whispered in a graveyard after midnight.
• Black cotton handles: Soft on your shoulders, even when they're weighed down by the crushing weight of reality (and your latest haul from the Notoriously Morbid shop).
• Non-woven laminate inside: Because nothing ruins a good existential crisis like leaky coffee.

Size matters, even for totes:

• Small: Perfect for lipstick touch-ups and dramatic exits.
• Medium: Carries textbooks, snacks, and enough sass to fuel a small bookstore.
• Large: Hold your entire world (or at least the essentials: coffee, phone, emergency eyeliner).

These totes might have a slight size tolerance of 0.75" (1.9 cm) - think of it as the universe's little wink, reminding you that perfection is overrated, just like your ex.

Ready to tote your darkness in style? Grab your Love Fool Tote and strut into the world like the enigmatic goddess you are. Remember, you're not just carrying belongings, you're carrying an attitude. Embrace it.