Description
Love Fool Heavy Blend Crewneck: Cozy Up to the Darkness
Escape the clutches of existential dread and embrace the snuggly embrace of the Love Fool Heavy Blend Crewneck. This ain't your average boring sweatshirt; it's a portal to comfort, fueled by equal parts cotton and snarky attitude.
Imagine this: the wind whispers secrets of impending doom, but you're nestled like a caffeinated moth in a cocoon of softness. The ribbed knit collar holds its shape, even after countless existential laundry cycles. And say goodbye to side-seam scratchies; these bad boys are as smooth as a well-told ghost story.
Here's the dirt:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester: A blend of cozy comfort and resilient darkness, like a latte mixed with cyanide.
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²): Not flimsy, not suffocating, just the right weight to ward off chills (and judgmental stares).
- Loose fit: Snuggle in without compromising your air supply (important for those impromptu philosophical monologues).
- Sewn-in label: No itchy scratchy tags, just pure, unadulterated comfort.
- Runs true to size: Order your usual size, unless you prefer your darkness extra roomy (we get it).
Ready to conquer the world (or at least the couch) in comfort and style? Grab your Love Fool Crewneck and let the world know you embrace the gloom with a side of snuggles.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
